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"I'm either balding or just cold asf" - Men's Embroidered Knit Beanie
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| One size | |
| Circumference, in | 17.32 - 17.91 |
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 8.19 |
| Cuff height, in | 2.56 |
The "I'm either balding or just cold asf" Beanie is a black knit cuff beanie built around a single white front patch that carries all the personality. Centered on the cuff, the patch features a hand drawn "DJ GREIGE" cartoon hand with a thumbs up next to the deadpan phrase: “I’m either balding or just cold asf.” It’s blunt, funny, and perfectly self‑aware — the kind of humour that fits right into the BluGreige universe. The black‑and‑white contrast keeps it clean and wearable, while the sketch‑style patch gives it that raw, handmade attitude.
Product features
- 60% cotton, 40% acrylic for breathable warmth
- Form-fitting, cuffed knit that stays snug
- Embroidered patch for subtle, durable decoration
- Lightweight warmth — comfortable without overheating
- One size fits most with flexible stretch
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
This product is coming soon!
Breathable
Breathable construction that makes for a comfortable wearing experience
One size
All beanies are made to comfortably match most head sizes
60% cotton, 40% acrylic
Breathable cotton blend: Form-fitting shape: One size fits most
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..
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